Haiku Wednesday by the ever elusive Robert Denby

Sheriff's Department

riding around the fair with

POSSE on their shirts

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It was a perfect

sandwich until my teeth marks

had to ruin it

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We never even

made it to her lingerie

in the shoulder bag...

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Someone doesn't get

paid enough to sweep the dead

squirrel from the curb

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According to the 

expiration date, this milk

dies on your birthday

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Puddle of piss in

the elevator on the

day I skip the stairs

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