The Wannabe King of New York
Tonight, Donald John Trump walks into the lion's den. For the first time in history, a sitting American president will attend an NBA Finals game. This past week, Donald Trump committed to attending tonight's game 3 held in Midtown Manhattan's historic Madison Square Garden. Trump, who was admittedly too busy to attend his son's wedding last month because of the ongoing Iran War, has now managed to free up time in his busy schedule to take up the invitation of billionaire friend and New York Knicks owner James Dolan to watch the Knicks play the San Antonio Spurs, with the winner of the best-of-seven series becoming the new NBA champion. As a son of New York City, Trump believes that the people of NYC truly love him, and he expects cheers and adulation when he is introduced tonight at the game. For a man who rose to fame and prominence down the street, this is a full-circle moment for Trump to hear how the people in his own backyard truly feel about him. His whole lif...
