Tuesday open thread: Pre-testimony Day

Our man Trevor will have a more expansive open thread for Day One of the Trump family testifying at the New York fraud trial. But I had an awful day yesterday, and my powers of descriptive writing are rather diminished right now. 

So on a scale of 1 to lulz, how screwed are Fredo 1 and Fredo 2? The incompetent heirs to an incompetent king. Will they be left sobbing on the witness stand? Will Attorney General Tish James' lawyers rip them to shreds, while Trump lawyer Alina Habba stands there like a deer in headlights? Place your bets, everyone!