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You've Been Hit By, You've Been Struck By, a Smooth Criminal (Investigation)



Crime never sleeps. 

Apparently, neither does New York State Attorney General Tish James.

Two hours away from the witching hour here on the east coast, news has broken that AG James' office will join the Manhattan District's Attorney's investigation into the Trump Organization, meaning that their combined efforts are now dealing with a criminal case rather than a civil one. Simply put, the chickens are coming home to roost for Palm Beach, Florida's most famous ex-social media influencer. 

I know many of us have been aggravated over the lack of justice against the former guy. But the wheels of justice turn slowly and methodically for a reason. Team New York has one shot at bringing down Trump's criminal enterprise and they will be sure to dot every i and cross every t. The fact that these two previously independent investigations have now morphed into one is a big fucking deal. It shows that there is sufficient evidence that multiple crimes have been committed and it will take the combined woman and manpower of both the Manhattan DA and the state AG to sort it all out. But sort it out they will and tonight's late-breaking development shows that what they're already finding will be more than enough to make Don Junior snort an extra few lines out of fear this evening.

LL has said it before but it bears repeating: Donald John Trump will forever regret the day he walked down that escalator. Tonight's development simply moves us one step closer to him being delivered to justice after a lifetime of crime. It has taken a while but ultimate vengeance will be sweet and satisfying. Hubris, dear friends, will once again cause the downfall and ruin of a man addicted to power.

This is your Tish James Is A Boss open thread.