Lighten up, Francis

Oh, Elon.

We know everything about you. About your hair transplants. About your pasty-white skin. About your weird body shape. We know that you couldn't get invited to an Epstein sex party because you were and are a dork. We remember you jumping like a giggling little schoolgirl at that Trump rally. We remember your Nazi salute. We've seen your Starship rockets blow up gloriously. We know that you bought Twitter so that you could force-feed the world your inane thoughts, because otherwise no one would care. We know you.

And now, as it seems that you missed your shot, as it's obvious that the only person in this country hated more than you is your paisano Donald Trump, you're talking big ahead of a possible Democratic pummeling. 

Who, pray tell, would be those "pulling the strings"? Maybe the (((people))) your Nazi Canadian grandmother hated so much that she upped sticks and moved to your racist homeland? We know that's who you mean.

These expressions of toxic masculinity are so darling. It's like a little boy talking back to his mother, testing what he can get away with. Most of them find out that that's not a wise decision. But there are too many mothers and fathers who let them get away with mouthing off to the people who clothe and feed them. That was you, Elon. You were never told "no". No one every set any boundaries for you. You were raised as a racist in a racist country. When you came to the United States, you bragged that you had always been against apartheid. But the lawsuits you're facing from Black Tesla employees over a hostile, racist work environment speaks volumes. 

In Trump you saw someone who gave you license to be your true self. You didn't switch to the GOP because Democrats spurned you; you did so because that's who you are. You were always an evil schmuck. And I bet you hated it when people assumed you were Jewish. I bet it ate at you like a carnivorous worm.

And now, as uppance is coming, you put on bravado. You put on a louche alpha male demeanor. You threaten and bully as if you hold the cards.

Here's the thing. If Democrats win in November, that is just the beginning of your troubles. These Democrats are not in an accommodating mood. You and your friends have traduced this nation to its very foundations. When you talk about the poison of immigration, you should look at yourself in the mirror. You are that poison. You are someone who should have never been allowed to come into the country. You care nothing for this nation. You are the rootless cosmopolitan, pillaging America for all it has, and giving nothing back, or at least nothing which in any equals what you have stolen.

If Democrats win in November and in 2028, everything in your empire will be placed under a microscope. You have shown yourself unworthy to be entrusted with the wealth and power you now hold. You are a threat not only to this Republic, but to humanity. You said you had to save Twitter in order to "save humanity". What you have done is turn social media into your own weapon of mass destruction, threatening decent human life everywhere. You deserve every horrible thing which is coming your wary. And when you die, just as with your friend, people will celebrate. 

Anyway, start writing those checks for your lawyers. You'll need them.