Open thread: No, really, a complete and utter open thread

Well, the shit's hitting the fan for your humble librarian. Busy day today as I start training for my new role in the war effort. Don't worry, I'll be safely at home doing my work, not out among the public. But that means that you have freedom, terrible freedom, today. I don't even have time for my usual comments in my "open thread". Have at it, be beautiful, and be good to each other.

And, as a palliative, a little Marty Feldman and John Cleese.