Wednesday poetry slam by The Elusive Robert Denby

Hi everyone, LL here. 

Today we have the second batch of poems which Robert (Kris) sent me. As a fellow poet, all I can say is that I wish I had written these.

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Abductions

The universe is nothing

but a chasm to be crossed

so a fleet of flying

saucers can settle into 

a geosynchronous orbit

around you.  And your  

anus.

Good News

All these 

articles in The

Atlantic

and The New

Yorker

while 

America

keeps on

doing what

it was

going 

to do

anyway.

Chyron

RESIDENTS DEMAND EXPLANATION AFTER MUDSLIDE

Okay, so when heavy rains and a hillside love each other very much...

Flash of Genius

1959.  As his

wife was preparing

to so something

with grilled pork 

roast in the kitchen,

he stared at the rotary

phone on the desk in

his den and pondered.

Hmm.  If only I could

look at naked women

on this thing instead

of calling the office...

Heads Without Stems

How many

daisies

had to die

so you could

spell out KINDNESS

and LOVE

on the front 

lawn?