Wednesday open thread: Haiku from The Elusive Robert Denby

Hi everyone. 

As the world goes to shit, remember that beauty abounds even so. And the written word contains multitudes of that beauty. Our own Robert Denby (Kris) is back with more haiku. I hope you enjoy them, and show him some love.

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This survey wants to 

know if I had ever heard 

of Coca-Cola

It's now Day Four of 

the Hello Kitty plushie

lying on the grass

With words around like 

prestidigitation, why 

settle for magic?

A fun-sized-Snickers

on the sidewalk the morning 

after Halloween

The easiest way

to build your abs?  Try typing

"and" on your smartphone.

Someone couldn't wait

to get home to open their 

Beyonce CD

Ants floating in the 

dehumidifier on 

back of the toilet

Oranges turn soft

and slimy in their fishnet 

supermarket bag

"Do scans show any

bogeys nearby?"  "Negative,

there's no British snot."

Thanks to Facebook, I 

can adequately mourn your

cat from over here

The Subaru flag

flutters with pride over the

salesmen on the lot

The parts of Portland

I hate are obviously 

the Democrats' fault