Barclay Davis - Cocktails, Climax!
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| Art by Scopedog |
Meanwhile, Frida stumbles towards the bathroom in her own intoxicated state. As she got to the door, she bent over, so as her ass was sticking out, and pressed the right side of her face up against it. Her right hand was pressed flat against the door, while she used her left hand to vigorously rub herself - under her dress and through her panties - as she fantasized about what she wants to do to Max. As she was doing that, she was licking the door with desire for him.
Then, Frida starts banging the bathroom door with her right hand, in order to get Max's attention, and Max awakens from his inebriated state. Surprised, he looks at the door and says "Just a sec, I'll be out in a bit!" He looks around and sees the roll of toilet paper in front of him, and starts grabbing a piece. Frida, having gotten Max's attention, backs away from the door to await him. She could hear Max say "Ok, lemme just......GAAAH, Goddamn, fuckin' geezis!!!" as he was struggling a bit.
Frida stood there, waiting for Max to come out. As she was standing, she smiled a bit, while making heavy breathing sounds. Her panting was getting louder and heavier, until some drool started coming off her lips. She breathed it up a bit, and when she hears the toilet flush, the drool from Frida's mouth drops to the ground. She then gets a hold of her panties and quickly slides them off her. As she was trying to remove them from her feet, Frida stumbled a bit, losing one of her shoes in the process. After she got her panties off, she left them by her shoe and went up to the bathroom door to await Max.
And as Frida waits for Max, a pool of liquid starts growing around her panties.
Inside the bathroom, Max was furiously washing his hands. He then turned to dry them off with a towel that was hanging from a bar. When Max was finished, he opened the bathroom door, and quickly said "Ok, I'm done!"😁
But then Frida gives him a little push back into the bathroom, where Max stumbles across to the other end, right to the bathtub, his hands cushioning him into the wall to keep from going face first. After composing himself, Max says "Oooorrrr, maybe not!" Max then turns around and says "Uhhhh..." as he sees Frida closing the bathroom door behind her, with her back against it, and locking it. All with a devilish smile on her face.😈
Max's response to that...
Frida then grabs Max by his shirt, with both hands, yanks him over to her, and starts kissing him, maniacally. In between kisses, Frida tells Max, "You bastard!" <deep kissing> "You know what you fucking did to me?" <more deep kissing>
As Frida moves from Max's mouth and starts kissing his face and neck, Max responds "Uhh, no, but whatever it is, SORRY?"😁
"You got me all hot and bothered!" Frida tells Max. "That kiss you gave me got me all soaking wet!" Frida then takes Max's hand and places it right between her legs and tells him "Feel this!"
The moment Max feels Frida, he says, quite surprisingly "Good God Frida, you're drenched!"
"You fucking did this to me, Max!" Frida tells him, as she resumes kissing him deeply. "I want you so badly!" <deep kissing> "I need you to release me!" <more deep kissing>
Soon, Max and Frida find themselves on the bathroom floor, with Max's back against the bathtub, as Frida is on her knees between him and laying into him with her kissing. Frida then rips open Max's shirt, like she did earlier with Paul's, and starts licking and nibbling his nipples. Frida kissing and sucking on them causes Max to shiver and shake. And Max with equal parts confusion and arousal, takes it all in from her. Frida starts kissing and nibbling Max's neck, working her way towards his ears, where Max starts getting excited after initially being somewhat confused by Frida's animalistic behavior towards him.
Max starts saying "Oh God, Frida, that's so..." But then, Max started making a funny look. Then, instinctively, he pushes Frida aside to go to the toilet, where he starts throwing up in it. When he was done, Max's face looked twisted after his puking session.
Frida goes up to him and asks Max, "Are you all right, my love? I'm not making you sick, am I?"
"Nah." Max assures Frida. "I think it was the booze we had."
Frida starts asking Max, "Are you s..." But then, Frida's face started getting funny looking as well. She then throws up in the toilet, like Max, and her face ended up looking twisted as well. She then looks at Max and says to him "Yeah yer right, it WAS the booze!" Both Frida and Max start laughing at that.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then Frida jumps on Max and resumes kissing him. Max was a bit surprised by that, telling her. "Woah! I must taste really bad right now!"😁
Frida then moves away from Max, until her head is around his waist, below the top of his pants. She then starts unzipping his pants and tells Max, "Then maybe I should wash that down with a chaser!"😈 After reaching her hand inside Max's pants, she pulls his manhood out and starts going down on him. Max gets immediately excited from that, as he's making some deep moaning sounds.
***
Meanwhile, out in the living room, Victor, acting well behaved for Frida, is munching on a piece of shrimp. Suddenly, something gets his attention. He looks to the side and says "Hmmmm, my crabby senses are tingling. Somethin' ain't right!" Victor then gets off the table, where the hors d'oeuvres were stationed, and heads out to the kitchen. He bypasses the ladies inside, who were all laughing it up from the cocktails they've been drinking, and goes into the hallway.
***
In the bathroom, Max had orgasmed for Frida. She then lifted her head up and told Max, 😋"Mmmmm, that hit the spot!"😁 Frida then told him "I want you to do me now, Max! Fuck me! Go inside me hard!"
"I will!" Max said to Frida. "But first...I wanna get you off, too!" He then takes his left hand and starts rubbing Frida between her legs. Frida then positions herself on Max and was sitting and laying back of him just to his right, as he was doing his thing to her.
Victor, having had his fair share of cocktails, was moving quite awkwardly towards the bathroom, where he believes something wasn't right. As he got there, he could hear noises inside, as Max and Frida were getting it on. He then got down low so as to see, underneath the door, what was going on. Through the space in between, he could see some light with some dark objects moving around. Max and Frida were making sounds inside, where Frida was moaning in ecstasy, while Max was grunting like an animal, kissing, licking and nibbling her neck.
In Victor's own inebriated state, he started worrying about what was inside. His face twitched in fear, as one only wonders what's going on in his mind at that moment, what he must be thinking is behind that door. After a moment, Victor starts backing away from the bathroom, only to step on Frida's discarded underwear. He soon turns to look at it, and picks it up, as well as the shoe Frida left behind. As he was holding both up, Victor noticed the liquid coming off of the underwear. He looked back and forth between them and Frida's discarded shoe, as well as the bathroom door.
After staring out in the open, with the shoe and panties in his claws, Victor's face started convulsing in fear. And then, he starts screaming and stumble running away from the bathroom, waving both objects around in the air while doing so.
***
In the living room, all the guys were wasted on Gloria's cocktails. They were all sitting/lying around, laughing and giggling at whatever someone says or does. Victor then pops in and starts waving his claws around, screaming "HEY YOU GUYYYYYS!!!" They all start looking at Victor, as he starts talking.
"You guys aren't gonna believe this!" Victor tells them in fear. "There's a monster out in the back!"
The guys, all lying around didn't say anything. Then, Al says "Whuuut?"
"You heard me!" Victor drunkenly screams. "A big, scary, carnivorous monster that eats people and things is out in back, behind the kitchen! I saw it with my own two eyes! It was in the middle of eating someone up, as there were loud scary noises coming out of it! It was the most gruesome thing I've ever experienced in my entire life!"🦀😱😱😱😱😱
The guys didn't say anything. They just looked at Victor funny. Then, they all started laughing at him.
"Uh monstah inna bock?" Bob says, his thick Jamacian accent sounding more difficult to understand. "Mon, dat sum crazy shit you be sayin'!"
"You've had too much to drink, Victor. We all have!" Al explains to him "It's making you see things that aren't really there!"
"Yeah, how's he gonna eat us?" Sam asks him. "Is the monster gonna give us all head?" They all start laughing their heads off at Victor, as they're not giving him the respect he thinks he deserves, which was pissing him off. After their laughing started dying down, Victor spoke out at them.
"That's right, yuk it all up, get it out of yer systems, chucklefucks!" Victor tells them, as he continues. "But I have irrefutable evidence that just such a monster exists! As I was surveying the area, I came across these items that were discarded just outside of its lair!" The guys, who were just dismissive of Victor's wild claims, started listening to him.
Victor then presents them with the items he picked up, and says "A SHOE...and a piece of clothing!" while holding up the dripping wet underwear, adding "That's been soaked with the venom the monster uses to paralyze its victims!"
After listening to Victor's wild claims, the guys didn't say a word. Then, Al speaks out, saying "Oh my God, THERE IS A MONSTER!!!"
The guys then quickly sober up and start screaming in panic and terror, and then start running around the living room like chickens with their heads cut off. Big Pete had climbed atop of wee Sam, and Sam was struggling to hold Pete up.
Al, really going off the deep end, starts screaming "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
Victor leaps up in the air so that he has eye contact with Al and slaps his face in. He then grabs his shirt with both claws and tells Al. "GET A GRIP OF YERSELF, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE LOSIN' YER SHIT!!! IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT WE GOTTA DO HERE!!! WE GOTTA GET TO THAT THING...BEFORE THAT THING GETS TO US!!!"
"You're right Victor." Al tells him. "This is no time to be panicking. It's time we MAN UP!"
Al then quickly turns to the guys, with Victor still holding on to his shirt, and tells them "BREAK OUT THE ARMOURY BOYS!!! WE GOT A MONSTER TO SLAY!!!"
The guys then start frantically searching for items for which to attack the "monster." They grab a fireplace poker, decorative sword, baseball bat, hockey stick, fishing poll, feather duster, vacuum hose, toilet brush, and the cushions from the couch and chairs. Then, Al goes into the kitchen, right past the ladies, and opens one of the lower cupboard doors to grab and throw out pots, pans, lids, ladles, soup spoons, and a masher.
Then, as the ladies look at Al like he's lost his fucking mind, as he's wearing a pot on his head, a lid as a shield in one hand, and a ladle in the other. He screams out "OK, MEN!!! TO BATTLE!!!" And the guys, with Victor leading the charge, all ran towards the bathroom, stumble like, looking like idiots waving their stuff in the air, screaming "WOLVERINES!!!"
Al follows them from behind, as his wife Gloria asks him "HEY, what the hell is going on?"
Al stops to look at Gloria and the ladies, and tells them "THERE'S A CARNIVEROUS MONSTER OUT IN THE BACK!!!"
Gloria's responds to that with "...Whuuut?!!"
***
In the bathroom, Max is still rubbing Frida's area furiously. And Frida's still enjoying it, looking like she's about to orgasm.
Victor is standing outside the bathroom, flagging the guys to the location, screaming fast and maniacally, "THEREITISTHISISWHERETHEMONSTERLIVESRIGHTHERE!!!"
The guys all run up to the door, with Izzy tripping and falling as they arrive. Al tries to open the door, but can't, telling them "THE DOOR'S LOCKED, I CAN'T GET IN!!!"
Bob waves the guys back, saying "Step aside mon, I'LL bust it down no I can't!" as Bob's attempt to kick the door in only manages to send him flat on his back to the ground, and the door unmoved.
Mitch tells him "Here, we'll help you up, and give you some leverage!" as both he and Paul pick Bob up to try again. They were about to make a second attempt, when Gloria screams "HALT!!!"
Stumbling towards the guys, Gloria tells them "Before you idiots start tearing my house apart!" She then reaches up to the door ledge to grab the key to the bathroom. Gloria then tries to insert the key into the lock, and gets it in on her third attempt.
And just as Gloria inserted the key, Frida let out a wild scream.
And as Gloria opened the bathroom door - with Victor by her side with his claws out, and the guys standing there looking ridiculous - Frida climaxes...right across the bathroom, and all over Victor, who's screaming in terror!
When Frida was done, Victor started losing his shit, screaming "I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY THE MONSTAHHHHHHHHHH, I'M COVERED IN ITS VENOM!!!" Victor then starts running away, waving his claws in the air in a panic, screaming "GETITOFFMEGETITOFFMEGETITOFFME..."
Everyone had looked at Victor disappearing. They were still looking in that direction for a moment, with their mouths all open. Then, they turned to look at Max and Frida, who were sitting on the floor, frozen in shock. Frida had her right hand holding the hem of her dress, that she pulled down as far as she could to cover her privates, and her other hand up to her mouth, which was wide open along with her eyes. Max was all bug eyed and looking stupid. He then made a cheesy grin, raised his left hand and started wiggling his fingers around to lamely wave at the Gang, until he noticed they were soaking wet from Frida. When he sees it, Max just puts it in his mouth, because he really has nothing at this point.
***
Most of everyone were in the living room. Victor and Al were in the kitchen, as Al was washing Frida's DNA off Victor in the sink. Everyone had sobered up a bit, after making fools of themselves earlier, and feeling embarrassed doing so. Soon, Max enters the living room, his shirt still open after Frida ripped it open earlier.
"How's Frida doing?" Gloria asks Max.
"She's finally calmed down." Max tells everyone. "Martha's in the bedroom keeping an eye on Frida to make sure she's alright!"
Al enters the living room holding Victor, who places him on a foot stool. Max starts verbally laying into Victor.
"Well, are you proud of yourself, shellface?" Max asks Victor.
"Proud of what?" Victor replies. "Is it my fault the two of you couldn't keep your hands to yourselves?"
"It was YOUR fault for instigating all this!" Max says to Victor, with a very angry tone in his voice. "Getting everyone worked up over something you thought you saw, when it was clear you were just shitfaced and stupid!"
"Don't insult me like that, pinky!" Victor threatens him "Or you'll be on the receiving end of the mother of all pinchings!"
"You think you can threaten me after what you just pulled?" Max angrily asks Victor.
"I felt attacked!" Victor responds to Max. "Like I was in peril!"
"YOU WERE BUKKAKED ON, YOU MUTANT FRISBEE!!!" Max screams at Victor. "YOU WERE NOWHERES CLOSE TO BEING IN PERIL!!!"
"Oh fine, downplay all that, take Frida's side in this!" Victor replies.
"YES I AM GOING TO TAKE FRIDA'S SIDE, BECAUSE YOU RUINED HER EVENING!!!" Max screams at Victor, as he continues. "This is EXACTLY why I didn't want you coming to these parties with us, Victor. Because you ALWAYS find a way to ruin it for everyone, time and again, leaving me to answer for your actions! Now maybe I can handle all that, Lord knows I've had plenty of experience over the years! BUT NOT FRIDA!!! I just had to comfort and calm her down because she was crying her eyes out over being embarrassed and humiliated by you! She doesn't deserve that, especially since she's still dealing with Angela being taken from her!"
After hearing all that, Victor realizes the effects his actions had and starts regretting it. He then says "OOOOOOO!!!...I'm feelin' mighty loooow!" as he slumps to the surface.
***
In the bedroom, Frida's lying face down on the bed with her face buried deep in the pillow, feeling full of shame. Martha was sitting at the edge of the bed, watching Frida.
Max then enters the room, holding Victor, with Gloria just behind him. Martha gets up and steps aside so that Max can place Victor on the bed. Once he does, Victor approaches Frida.
"Hey Frida." Victor tells her with some sorrow in his voice, as Frida lifts her head up off the pillow to look at him. "Listen, I uh...I just want to apologize for what just happened." Victor struggles to find the words to say to Frida. "I, uh...when I saw what was going on, under the door...I actually thought it was something else. Something...well, it was stupid on my part." Victor's guilt grows, as he's talking to Frida.
Victor continues. "Please Frida! I would never do something like that, intentionally...Can you please find it in you to forgive this crabby old fool?"
After saying all that, Frida gives Victor a bit of a smile, puts her hand on top of his shell, and tells him, "Of course I can forgive you, Victor. You may be a silly crab. But your heart's always in the right place." She then lowers her hand to Victor, and he puts his claws on top of Frida's fingers and leans into her, with the most sorrowful of faces.🦀🥺
Once that was taken care of, Frida looks up at Gloria, and starts feeling shame again. She's then sitting up on the bed to tell her, "I am so sorry for ruining your party, Gloria! You invited us into your home...and I acted like a fool in front of you, your husband, and everyone. I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted anything to do with me, after that. You must really hate me right now!"
"Are you kiddin'?" Gloria responds to Frida. "You were AWESOME tonight, gal pal! You went in to stake your claim on Maxie here, and you were a total boss about it! If anything, I have mad props for you doing that!"😁👍 Frida was quite surprised by that remark, but she felt relieved when hearing that, as well as feeling a little proud of herself.
Then, Gloria goes over to grab the glass of cocktail that was sitting on the bed stand, as well as the wastebasket next to it, and says, "But after all that, I am never going to serve these drinks, again!" throwing the glass into the basket. "These are WAAAY too dangerous for consumption. Human or otherwise!" Everyone in the room agreed with Gloria about that.
Max then sits on the bed with Frida and Victor, and says, "Well, I'm glad we got all that straightened out. It's all smooth sailing from here on in."😁👍
***
And then, everyone at the party wakes up the next morning with the worst hangovers of their lives!
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