BREAKING NEWS! DOWN GOES RUDY!

News has just broken on CNN that the FBI executed a search warrant on the former guy's consigliere, Rudy Giuliani.

The folks over at The Lincoln Project put out a tweet over the weekend that "big news" was coming on Wednesday. Boy howdy were they right.

As I opined in my pithy tweet, Rudes is going to sell out everyone so that he doesn't die in prison. The former guy, his children, bigwigs in the GOP. Everyone. Sphincters are clutching madly up and down the East Coast as we speak. The former guy shit his Depends. 

Sometimes justice delayed is justice denied. In this case, it's just all the sweeter.

Strap in folks. The patriots are in charge, and they're exacting consequences.