Wednesday open thread: Haiku by that ever Elusive Robert Denby

The crow circles back 

around to its fence after 

I'm done walking by

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Empty ticket booths 

by where the Ferris wheel is 

going to go up

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Lying half-asleep

as my wife squelches lotion 

all over her legs

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Phone set to vibrate

so you can text me in pulse 

with the ceiling fan

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The truck in front of 

me taking extra time to 

savor the speed bump

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Wearing the t-shirt

from last week's 5K the day

after Laundry Day

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A Kickstarter for 

the dorkiest set of dice 

ever conceived of

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Flagpole huddled 

against itself as the breeze

refuses to blow

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I won't rest until this 

username knows that he's 

wrong and I was right

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The supermarket 

surrenders to Selena 

Gomez Oreos